If life were a movie, Austin Powers would mistake her for a man and punch her in the face.

Who are the ad-wizards who came up with this one? (Part II)

Ad Wizard 1: Hmm, we need a tagline that says we're number one
Ad Wizard 2: That's a coincidence, because ichiban means "number one" in Japanese.
Ad Wizard 1: Seriously?
Ad Wizard 2: Yeah, it says right here in this Japanese to English dictionary.
Ad Wizard 1: Lemme see that. This is perfect! A tagline that's also a definition.
Ad Wizard 2: You don't think it's too obvious?
Ad Wizard 1: Trust me dude, I wrote the "beef, it's what's for dinner" campaign.

Ah, the lost art of swords.

Go go gadget, Ft. Lauderdale P.D.

If only they had anchovies.

Yo, Ronnie. You just got Shamus'd, douchebag!